m o n d a y M e
September 24, 2007
today i am ::
sick –
-..mucus dripping
…..stank sweat feverish
……….green phlegm hacking
stomach gnawing gurgling
@ss exploding
sh!t spattering………………..
……..vomit plastering the walls
sick
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on the upside
my bent for colorful descriptive phrasing
seems to be intact
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and functioning at optimum efficiency………
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modernPRIMITIVES 
OMG. I don’t know if i should vomit from the colorful descriptions or tell you I’d hug you but I don’t wanna catch it!
I hope you feel better.
Ew. Dont give it to me. Please.
Get back in bed. Stay there. No, dont stay there. You’d shit yourself silly. Umm .. yeah. Hope you feel better soon!
ah, my adoring fans, all decked out in shiny hazmat suits, wishing me well from behind the transparent plasti-steel barrier and negative pressure air curtain
damn skippy man. i mean…i like you and all, but i don’t think i know you well enough to be sharing on that particular level of intimacy….
OMG!
Glad you can’t catch it online .
My life is shitty enough right now!
Hope you feel better soon Vomit Boy!
@ amy – what intimacy . . . you could just lick the spoon
(kOff . . kOff . .)
@ j9 – 😦 -Vomit Boy . . . not liking that as much as guv’nr . . .
I don’t think I want to come home tonight…
yuckie
you know…the I don’t want to drive past Fredricksburg tomorrow now, cause I might get sick, kind of intimacy…LOL..
and as to the dogs…EWWWWW!!!
Dude, stop breathing on me . . I dont want your germs.
bah – i exhale in your general direction!