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September 24, 2007

today i am ::

sick –

-..mucus dripping

…..stank sweat feverish

……….green phlegm hacking

stomach gnawing gurgling

@ss exploding

sh!t spattering………………..

……..vomit plastering the walls

sick

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on the upside

my bent for colorful descriptive phrasing

seems to be intact

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and functioning at optimum efficiency………

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12 Comments leave one →
  1. amy permalink
    September 24, 2007 14:21

    OMG. I don’t know if i should vomit from the colorful descriptions or tell you I’d hug you but I don’t wanna catch it!

    I hope you feel better.

  2. Red permalink
    September 24, 2007 15:10

    Ew. Dont give it to me. Please.

    Get back in bed. Stay there. No, dont stay there. You’d shit yourself silly. Umm .. yeah. Hope you feel better soon!

  3. September 24, 2007 15:16

    ah, my adoring fans, all decked out in shiny hazmat suits, wishing me well from behind the transparent plasti-steel barrier and negative pressure air curtain

  4. amy permalink
    September 24, 2007 15:19

    damn skippy man. i mean…i like you and all, but i don’t think i know you well enough to be sharing on that particular level of intimacy….

  5. September 24, 2007 15:37

    OMG!

    Glad you can’t catch it online .

    My life is shitty enough right now!

    Hope you feel better soon Vomit Boy!

  6. September 24, 2007 15:49

    @ amy – what intimacy . . . you could just lick the spoon
    (kOff . . kOff . .)

    @ j9 – 😦 -Vomit Boy . . . not liking that as much as guv’nr . . .

  7. September 24, 2007 15:55

    I don’t think I want to come home tonight…

    yuckie

  8. September 24, 2007 15:57

    :mrgreen: -whAt? i let the dogs in to clean it uP

  9. amy permalink
    September 24, 2007 16:37

    you know…the I don’t want to drive past Fredricksburg tomorrow now, cause I might get sick, kind of intimacy…LOL..

    and as to the dogs…EWWWWW!!!

  10. September 24, 2007 16:50

    :mrgreen:

  11. Red permalink
    September 24, 2007 17:46

    Dude, stop breathing on me . . I dont want your germs.

  12. September 24, 2007 20:19

    bah – i exhale in your general direction!

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