college daze: an ode to what made the adventure worthwhile

remember when you were in college

and you drove that crappy car

…..

and did stupid sh!t

and weren’t near as cool as you thought you were
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and the differences between boys and girls

took on a whole new urgency

and in your haste you discovered that that movie mrsRobinson

really didn’t prepare you

for the very real eventuality of mrRobinson

and you just new you were toast
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but he wasn’t about to go to jail for your dumb @ss

so he just slapped you around and knocked your d!ck in the dirt

so you looked for some girl your own age to monkey around with
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the athletic girls were really hot

but they had high expectations

and a nasty habit

of talking about your shortcomings in public

which led to some inadvisable frustrations

but then you discovered frat girls

and saw some serious potential

because they were quirky and cool

………………..

and imminently portable

some of them were even quite talented

and you found yourself with a new obsession
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finding out what was under that strategically worn denim

and it didn’t matter that some of them looked like this

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because all you saw was this
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yup, at this point it was all about the beaver

of course that’s when you made the big discovery

that beer made them more flexible

and feisty

of course, eventually they would pass out
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but after that you and your buddies could decorate them

it’s all fun and games until someone looses an eye

or until her big brother, bubba, drops in from iowa

then you’re right back where you started
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