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lost in love

December 16, 2007

do you girls ever wonder what guys really want?

we don’t wonder

we all know what we want

we sometimes don’t know quite what we need to do to get it

but we know what we want


we want a girl who has a good relationship with her titties

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who’s maybe a little bendy

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and perhaps just a wee bit dirty

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we took this in with our mother’s milk

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[does anyone else think this would be a great retro logo for firefox beta?]

and developed our interest as the years drew on

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carrying the fascination into our school years

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sure, the game is stacked against us

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and we are soooo outmatched

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i mean . . . this is what they want

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and this is what we have to offer

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our ideal girl is a multitasker

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. . . f r e a k y . . .

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. . . but not a full blown f r e A k

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we want to be loved

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and to have control over the important things in our life

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we think we know how to get it . . .

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. . . but we probably just look desperate

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because she’s no dummy

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she has a basic understanding of genetics

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she knows that this

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will eventually land her with this

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and if we are not careful

…………we’ll end up sleeping alone

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roasting our own weiners

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still . . . if we play our cards right . . .

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. . . eventually we’ll get hitched

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and we’ll think that we’ve been hit

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with all that she can hit us with

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don’t count on it, brother

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. December 17, 2007 00:44

    I love these photo montages. Another brilliant one!

  2. December 17, 2007 04:40

    That was fun. LOL!

    Love the firefox cat!

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    December 18, 2007 01:46

    And that is nooot what all women want, silly. Not this woman. This woman likes a man with some meat on them bones.
    Love the post, as usual! Good job. Niche, possibly?

  4. December 18, 2007 02:30

    hrm . . . i guess it could be a niche, if i did it exclusively. but i already know i don’t have that kind of self control.

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