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sex life and street signs

October 19, 2007

why do we pine after love?

…….and where might it be found?

sometimes the road can be tricky

but if you keep your eyes open

there are signs

some signs invite

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……….some signs urge caution

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and some signs outright tell you to turn the f*ck around

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this is usually the first sign you see

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but it doesn’t mean forever

look both ways to make sure you aren’t about to get blindsided

then ease on out

my first girlfriend was a virgin

and a christian

this was her sign

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my best friend my freshman year of high scool went looking for my sign

this is the one i showed him

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being a guy, i am often faced with this sign

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the road stays smoother if you pay attention to that sign

i’ve been blessed with more than one woman in my life

who was into back-door action

but i was with one girl who was adamantly against it

this was her sign

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seriously.

that is what she would say if went anywhere near her ass

….which got annoying round about the30th time

…..because, without fail, i respect a woman’s wishes

and did not need the constant reminder to do so

it’s not my bloody fault god or mother nature

put the front door and the back door on the same corner

which is why i love my wife

she trusts me

,,,,,,,so our intimacy is free and open

more than that

,,,she is all dangerous curves

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and this is her sign

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[what? she’s a huge bon jovi fan]

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and having said all that let me leave you with one final thought

in the game of love

the signs will tell you what you need to know…………..

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…….but it is what you do with what you know

that will make the difference

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9 Comments leave one →
  1. October 19, 2007 12:20

    Not only are they round the same corner, they’re too damn close for comfort cuz the equipment don’t have eyes and the eyes are too far away and often of no use in the dark -_-“

  2. October 19, 2007 13:35

    erm . . . any guy who tells you he *got the wrong hole* on accident is str8 up lying to you – no matter how far away the eyes are

  3. amy permalink
    October 19, 2007 16:50

    OMG….I Love it.

  4. Red permalink
    October 19, 2007 23:01

    Definitely a winner!
    heh, exit only .. Im glad I dont hold one of those signs!

  5. October 19, 2007 23:41

    *bows @ amy*
    what can i say? you have exceptional taste in bloggers :mrgreen:

    @ red – i’m sure your dearly beloved feels the same way

  6. damewiggy permalink
    October 20, 2007 17:39

    what? no ‘road narrows’? ‘loose gravel’? ‘cross traffic does not stop’??

    or my personal favorite ‘speed bump ahead’.

    although ‘loose livestock’ always makes me giggle.

  7. October 20, 2007 20:17

    wow. how rural are you?

  8. damewiggy permalink
    October 21, 2007 11:00

    i used to live out in the middle of about 500 acres of nothing.

    think ‘green acres’ meets ‘cops’.

    the horror. the horror.

  9. October 21, 2007 13:30

    Oh there’s a good one near me…it’s a motorcycle (front on) with a vertical stick under it. It means rough road ahead…but boy it looks like fun. If I see it again I’ll take a photo. This was an awesome post!

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