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the sh!t on world religions

October 8, 2007

religions of the world ::

taoism :: sh!t happens

hare krishna :: sh!t happens rama rama ding ding

hinduism :: this sh!t happened before

islam :: if sh!t happens, take a hostage

zen :: what is the sound of sh!t happening?

buddhism :: when sh!t happens is it really sh!t?

7th day adventists :: sh!t happens on saturday

hippie :: that’s not sh!t, man, that’s compost

baptist :: sh!t happens, but i’m forgiven

satanism :: no sh!t, sh!t happens.

nihilism :: who gives a sh!t what happens?

solipsism :: sh!t only happens because i think it happens

terrorism :: sh!t happened and we claim responsibility

catholicism :: if sh!t happens, i deserve it

atheism :: no sh!t

jehovah’s witness :: knock, knock – sh!t happens

mormonsim :: sh!t happened, but god sent joseph smith to fix that sh!t

judaism :: why does this sh!t always happen to me?

rastafarian :: lets smoke this sh!t

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. October 9, 2007 05:43

    Love it! Bwaaaa haaa haaa
    Especially the jehovah one……

  2. October 12, 2007 09:40

    Found your blog on The Flowfield Unity, gawddamn this was good! LOL!!! Made my day 😉

  3. October 12, 2007 10:51

    cool beans. glad you like it.

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