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i didn't fall from Grace . . . i jumped

August 17, 2007

666 Biblical Number of the Beast
660 Approximate Number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman Numeral of the Beast

665 Number of the Beast’s Older Brother

667 Number of the Beast’s Younger Sister

999 Number of the Australian Beast

333 Number of the Semi-Beast

66 Number of the Downsized Beast

6, uh…, I forget Number of the Blond Beast

666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast

665.9997856 Number of the Beast on a Pentium

0.666 Number of the Millibeast

-666 Number of the Anti-Beast

666i Imaginary Number of the Beast

6.66 x 102 Scientific Notation of the Beast

25.8069758… Square Root of the Beast

443556 The Beast Squared

1010011010 Binary Number of the Beast

00666 Zip Code of the Beast

666@hell.org E-mail Address of the Beast

www.666.com Website of the Beast

1-666-666-6666 Phone & FAX Number of the Beast

1-888-666-6666 Toll Free Number of the Beast

1-976-666-6666 Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts!

Only $6.66 per minute! [Must by over 18]

666-66-6666 Social Security Number of the Beast

Form 10666 Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast

66.6% Tax Rate of the Beast

6.66% 6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell,

$666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee

$666/hr Billing Rate of the Beast’s Lawyer

$665.95 Retail Price of the Beast

$699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% State Sales Tax

$769.95 Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 Wal-Mart Price of the Beast

$646.66 Next week’s Wal-Mart Price of the Beast

$55.50 Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments

Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 Highway of the Beast

666 Minutes Weekly News Show about the Beast

666o F Oven Temperature for Cooking “Roast Beast”

666k Retirement Plan of the Beast

666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

Windows 666 Bill Gates’ Personal Beast Operating System

i66686 CPU of the Beast

IAM 666 License Plate Number of the Beast

616 Alternate Reading for the Number of the Beast*

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. August 18, 2007 21:15

    Very very funny! Would now be a bad time to mention that I’m married to the Beast? 😀

  2. August 18, 2007 23:12

    *runs and hides*

  3. The Beast permalink
    August 19, 2007 08:33

    Never take the name of The Beast in vain!

  4. August 19, 2007 14:26

    Never take the name of the Beast at all

  5. August 19, 2007 20:24

    Now I feel I should tell you that Beastie never comments on blogs–not even mine! So I’m not sure if you should be “afraid, very afraid” or honored. Wevs, thanks for the giggles today.

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