joke o' th' day :: bigger Bewbies
standing in front of a mirror looking mournfully at her breasts, a wife sighs and says :: i wish my boobs were bigger.
from the shower her husband suggests :: why don’t you try rubbing toilet paper between them every day.
the wife frowns, still looking in the mirror :: do you really think that would work?
the husband pokes his head out of the shower and grins :: worked for your butt, didn’t it!
tip o the pen to humor.beecy.net for today’s joke (slightly modified)