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joke o' th' day :: bigger Bewbies

April 2, 2007

standing in front of a mirror looking mournfully at her breasts, a wife sighs and says :: i wish my boobs were bigger.

from the shower her husband suggests :: why don’t you try rubbing toilet paper between them every day.

the wife frowns, still looking in the mirror :: do you really think that would work?

the husband pokes his head out of the shower and grins :: worked for your butt, didn’t it!


tip o the pen to for today’s joke (slightly modified)

2 Comments leave one →
  1. April 2, 2007 18:41

    enjoy the toilet paper you taste tonight when you are kissing my bewbies…

  2. April 2, 2007 20:37

    note to self :: bring hose to bed . . .

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