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human sexuality and granola Bars

March 23, 2007

10 things geriatric genatalia and granola bars have in common ::

  1. comes in two varieties :: soft and chewy
  2. or :: hard and crumbly
  3. sticky
  4. resemble half-gnawed plywood
  5. last longer if wrapped in foil
  6. questionable nutritional content
  7. may contain alergens
  8. no creamy center
  9. not actually a food group
  10. may crumble to dust if handled roughly

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  1. March 23, 2007 23:35

    Ew.

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