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if the holocaust comes, i'm movin' to Utah

March 23, 2007

mormons have got to be the most practial spiritualists on the planet

i mean, these guys are ready for anything. and while they might not be likely to start a fight, they’re really not all that likely to back down from one either.

in fact, they kinda already have the *been there, done that, got the t-shirt* t-shirt.

see, back in their early days, folk didn’t like mormons much nor their elitist ways. didn’t like them to the point of attempting to erradicate them. imprisoning and killing their leaders . . . you get the picture.

so, en masse they picked up and headed off, fighting as they went.

and settled themselves smack in the middle of the most godawful hunk of land fit for human habitation. see, cuz folk will fight you for good land. crappy land, you can keep it-no matter how pretty it is.

and there they remain

to this day, the *orthodox* (for lack of a better term) among them keep a years supply on hand at all times. and even the not so strictly strait like to keep a 72 hour kit on hand.

a years supply of what, you ask?

everything. food, clothing, fuel, tools, water :: you name it. they’re ready.

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yessir, not a doubt in my mind. i’m ready too.

if the fundamental muslims overrun america, i’m moving to utah.

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this post was not sponsored by mormons, moroni, or the church of jesus christ of latter day saints or any of their affiliated affiliates.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. March 23, 2007 09:03

    If that time comes, Utah will be looking good to a lot of people.

  2. March 23, 2007 09:53

    aye…for all my joking, it really will

  3. March 25, 2007 00:53

    Notta bad plan. Besides who would waste a nuke on Utah?

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