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my children ar teh ebil

December 15, 2006

apparently young children are very impressionable.

as proof i offer up the fact that all three of my kids acknowledge that Barney the Purple Dinosaur is in fact the anti-christ and as such should be vilified and shunned.

they have created several dirges to his demise :: one to the tune of the ABC song, another to the tune of This Old Man (the song that “I luv yu, yu luv me…” plagiarizes, and others, all of which describe a gruesome, brutal, and utterly unlamented passing for Dino’s bulky brother.

but i humblly submit that this year’s holiday offering is the best by far.

.:: to the tune of Joy to the World ::.

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tell all the world

that barney’s dead;

we barbecued his head!

::

don’t worry ’bout his body,

we flushed it down the potty,

and round and round it goes

and round and round it goes

and roooouund, and roooouund,

and round it goes!

 

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i honestly can’t decide if i want to encourage them to come up with more verses.

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