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random collected Quotes

December 3, 2006

sex is like pizza: it’s good hot, it’s good cold, it’s even good first thing in the morning before you’ve brushed your teeth.

if snickers really satisfied they’d go out of business.

kissing is the absolute nicest way to stop breathing.

men are like fine wine; they start as grapes and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. (female comedian-i forget which)

most of our imports are from other countries. (george w. bush)

men heap together the mistakes of their lives and create a monster they call destiny.

that old saw about the early bird just proves the worm should have stayed in bed. (robert a heinlein)

writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards. (robert a heinlein)

transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teems up with three complete strangers to kill again. (marin county newspaper’s tv listing for “the wizard of oz”)

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