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american idiot

November 15, 2006

the king is dead. long live the king.

i am eating pistachios.

i drive an ancient slow-arsed computer, so i usually keep something handy to read while my computer warms itself up enough to function as it was designed to (it is kinda like watching a fat old lady with arthritis, gout, and palsey haul herself unassisted up out of a deep-cushioned couch with no armrests, only not nearly as fascinating and with considerablly less jiggling).

of course, due to recent events i have not had opportunity to stock up on appropriate reading material, so i am reading the back of my pistachio bag and i notice it has an allergen alert…

:: CONTAINS PISTACHIOS ::

welcome one and all to the land of laughable litigations and repetitive redundancies.

the king is dead. long live the king.

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